Larkhall Poems

THE LAIRDS O’ LARKIE.

Wa’ back in auchteen seventeen
When working folks were no’ sae bien,
A wheen o’ weavers a’ were fain
Tae own a wee hoose o’ their ain,
Sae gathered thegither ower a crack
Decided they wad ne’er look back
Till ilka wabster, ane an’ a’
Were a’ wee Lairds o’ Laverockha’.

Officials ap’inted a’ without fee,
A weavers shop hoosed the comytee,
A modest loan at twa per cent
Tae pay all along wi’ rent,
Twas thus the ba’ wis set  a rowin’
Till this day its still agrowin’
Frae this bit seedlin’, gey an’ sma
Sprang up the Lairdies Lavrockha’.

At the Pleasance ower the mair
A site was foun’ that promised fair,
An’ there in due coorse o’ time,
Araise that thing o’ stane an’ lime,
It marks the first gairden city plot,
A monument tae a thrifty lot,
Letchworth, Port Sunlight, in fae’ them a’
Jist follow the lead o’ Lavrockha’.

Langsyne a humble but an’ ben.
Sufficed even kings and men,
But noo a cot wi’ roomies twa
Is considered no’ the thing ava.
A self-contained, gaiden front and back,
A scullery an’ bathroom they manna lack,
Bedrooms an’ parlour it tak’s  them a’
Tae please the new Lairds o’ Laverockha’ 
                                                                        R. Bulloch. Glasgow.      Ref/ 8/7/1916. Page 6.

Wilma Bolton 2005.

           BUMPERS BOTTOMS UP.
           (Air—Sheering we will go)

Oor faithers founded aul’ St. Tam.
     Noo fifty years agane;
An’ weel we wat ‘twas this they took,
     Tae consecrate the stane:
Ay jist a drap o’ Thamson’s best,
Frae oot a crystal cup;
An’ aye sin syne her sons incline
     Tae bumpers bottom up.
        Tae aul’ St. tam! tak’ aff yer dram,
            Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
        Wi’ bosoms leal, we wish her weel,
                 An’ mony a festive day.

Some stranger frien’ may smile, I ween,
An’ swear she couldna thrive,
But lad yer wrang, she’s rich and strang—
     A working, healthy hive;
For ilka year her sons tak’ care
     Tae fill the festal cup,
An’ consecrate her o’er again,
        In bumpers, bottoms up.
            Tae aul’ St. Tam! etc.

Hoo rare tae meet a kindred soul,
     An’ --canty o’er a dram—
Wi’ brethren roun’ the reekin’ bowl,
     Tae sing in aul’ St. Tam.
It fans the flame o’ mutual love---
     The mason’s mystic grup;
But doubly warm we feel the charm,
     Wi’ bumpers bottoms up.
         Tae aul’ St. Tam! &c.

Tae press the kin’ly haun o’ frien’s
     We see but ance a year,
An’ hear them talk o’ brethren gane,
   Whase mem’ry we revere;--
Wi’ wham, when aul’ St. Tam wis young,
     They shared the social cup,
An’ toasted Lav’rickha’ St. Tam,
     In bumpers, bottoms up,
          Tae aul’ St. Tam! &c.

I lo’e tae meet my brethren auld,
    Tae see their silv’ry hair,
Tae hear their tales o’ aulden times,
    Wi’ humour rich an’ rare.
We’ll toast them yet, my youthfu’ frien’s,
     When we hae got the whup;
May we can drive as they hae dune,
     Come, bumpers bottoms up.  
          Tae aul’ St. Tam! &c.

Tae fend a wark sae weel begun,
     Oh! Wha wudna be fain?
An’ brethren, Larky’s laurels won—
     Ye’ll min’ ye maunna stain;
And min’ yer orders frae the east--
     Yer no tae sadly sup,
But “drink” yer wine wi merry heart,”
     In bumpers bottoms up.
            Tae aul’ St. Tam! &c.                                 Thomas Stewart. Larkhall.   
                                                      Circa. 1870’s.
Wilma Bolton. 2005.

               BROOMY KNOWE.

Twa Larky lads (twa collier blades)
  Cam’ doon the Gillie Burn,
An; sat them doon on Avon side,
     Ae sunny simmer morn.

The lark was singin’ high o’erhead,
    The mavis on the tree;
Each flow’r was hung wi’ dewy bead,
Or, bendin’ neath the bee.

Young Tam was fu’ o’ hope, he sung,
    A’ Nature seem’d sae bonnie,
An’ sae his rustic harp he strung,
    An’ thus he sang tae Johnny.

“Aul” Broomy Knowe wi’ beauty beams,
    this sunny, simmer mornin,
As on her rocky seat, she seems     
The clumsy clachan scornin’.

For noble art an’ nature true,
    Hae deck’d her oot sae bonnie;
The bloomin’ thorns her knowes adorn,
An’ roses rare, sae mony.

Man, Jock, tae leeve in sic’ a place,
    ‘Twad be an unco pleasure,
had we the wealth o’ sweet content,
    An’ jist eneuch o’ treasure.

O. man if Broomy Knowe were mine,
    I’d spen’ my happy days, man,
Content tae paint, in rustic rhyme,
The beauties o’ her braes, man.”

“Guid save us, Tam! yer no’ yersel’,
     Yae surely must be ravin’;
Aul’ Broomy Knowe, the very hell
O’ a’ the banks o’ Avon. 

Her beauty; troth I ne’er could see’t,
A weirdly, witch-like biggin’
Her ev’ry neuk is demon-like,
Gae found tae tapmost riggin’.

My faith, I’ll ne’er forget the nicht
I slept wi’ aul’ Nine hunner,
When we wi’ Clooty gat a fricht,
    An’ heard him snore like thunner.

We’d gane tae get the gatherin’ coal,
    Fra side the kitchen door, man,
When jist as twal’ began tae toll,
    We heard his hideous roar, man.

Ye needna lauch, for troth it’s true,
    An’ though till death I’m tauntit,
I’ll swear tae a’ sic chaps as you
    Aul’ Broomy Knowe is hauntit.*

“No lauch—ye superstitious sowl
    d’ye ken, ye bletherin’ body,
the roar ye took for Hornie’s howl,
    Cam’ frae the Captain’s Cuddy.

That nicht wee Andrew op’d the door,
    An’ in the coalhouse put her;
Nae doot she’d gie a devilish roar,
  For faith she gat nae supper.”

Ha, Tam my man, it winna dae,
     Ye needna craw sae crouse, man;
The Provost met his Majesty;
    Can swear he haunts the hoose, man.

He heard, ae nicht, a fisselen
    When courtin’ in the straehouse,
Que’ he, “some loon’s been listenin’,
    Quo’ Mary, “That was nae mouse.”


“Is onybody here? He says,
    When horrible tae tell man,
he got a whisk across the face,
    Wi’ Satan’s sulph’rous tail, man.

He heard the rattle o’ his chain,
     He felt the hide sae hairy;
Then dartit thro’ the door alane,
    An’ left his bonnie Mary.

Oot o’er the craig, doon by the brig,
    He ran like ane deleerit;
Aul’ Broomy Knowe fae then tae now,
     He never will gae near it.”

“Ha, ha, tha’s guid, I gat the farce
     Fae Jenny Millar’s Johnnie;
By George he catch’t the Captain’s horse,
At least, his ridin’ pony.

Noo, sae nae mair, ye’ve said enough,
    Yon marks upon the stair man,
We’ve bits o’ bodies in Millheugh,
    Can tell wha left them there, man.

Roun’ Broomy Knowe amang the wuds,
    A lady waunners moanin’,
An’ in the ivy-covered lodge,
    Aul’ Francie heard her groanin’.

Nae or’nar sowl wud sleep a nicht,
    Within her hauntit gavel;
But sodger lads are void o’ fricht,
    An’ faith wud face the devil.”

“Man, Jock, the coat the Captain wears,
    That keeps him proof o’ fear, man,
Is manly trust in Providence,
   An’ conscience clean an’ clear, man.

The man wha meditates a wrang,
    On either man or woman,
Kens justice winna let him gang,
    An’ ever dreads her comin’.

Oor sinfu’ superstitious sauls,
    A goblin hears or sees,
In moon made shadow’s o’ oorsel’s
Or moanin’ midnicht breeze.

The marks ye saw upon the stair,
Were left there by the painter;
The lady’s but a “licht” affair,
‘Twas lovely Luna sent her,”*

An’ sae ye may believe me lad,
   Sic superstitious nonsense,
Will melt before a manly heart,
    An’ unencumbered conscience.”
  Thomas Stewart.                                    Larkhall.             Circa 1870’s.

*That a Black Lady” haunted this house was some folks opinion in my young days and how the report affected even rational beings, the following will show you:---A young servant had occasion to go to the laird’s room with some refreshment one evening, and on reaching the landing, raised her eye from the dishes she was carrying to open the room door, when the Black Lady presented herself right between her and the door. To drop what she carried and scream, was natural, and she did so. The master- who was mad at the reports being circulated—at once opened the door inquiring what was the matter, As the young one knew he would be angry if she mentioned the  Black Lady, she evaded his question until she could do so no longer, and admitted having met the Black Lady, who “just melted” when he opened the door. Well, I will let you se her again,” said the laird, shutting the door and revealing the young woman’s shadow extra distinctly thrown on the door by the silent moon shining through a large window at the lassie’s back. That young lass got married, and lived in the village until he was an old woman and her stay no doubt helped to dismiss our “Black Lady o’ Broomy Knowe.

Wilma Bolton. 2005.

           WHEN WE WERE GAUN AWA’.

O’ we were laith tae leave them a’,
     My bonnie native clachan!
The cozie cots o’ Lavrockha’,
     The heights an’ howes o’ Machan;
The haughs o’ Clyde, aul’ Avon side;--
    ‘Twas sairest far o’ a’,
When Charlotte grat tae pairt wi’ Mern,
      When we were gaun awa.

Tae leave the hearts that hae the lowe
     O’ love as warmly burnin’,
As when, lang syne, in Harlees howe,
     It lichtit life’s fair mornin’.
The rough anes that we rampit wi’,
     An’ pestered a’ the toon,
Wi’ mischief, when the “Moose” was fou,
     Or Luggie Jock cam’ roun’.

The dour anes, in yon direfu’ fiel’
     That battle fire an’ water,
An’ brawly aye can calmly smile
     At some folk’s silly clatter;
At sumphs, wi’ bitter prejudice
     Against oor miner heroes,---
If we hae honest men’s esteem
     It’s a’ we want tae cheer us.

An’ gratefully, fu’ lang I’ll min’—
     Nae matter whaur I wauner,
The e’e that beamed on “me an’ mine,”
     An’ gloried in oor honour;
The e’en that glowed the ardent love
     O’ gen’rous souls revealin’!
An’ need na tongue o’ praise, tae prove
     The kin’ly kindred feelin’.

Aye, we were laith tae lea’ ye a’!
     But hopes o’ fairin better,
‘S taen mony as warm a heart awa’
     Oot o’er the western water;
An’ I hae little cause tae write
    A yaum’rin rhyme ava;
But Charlotte grat tae pairt we’ Mern,
    When we were gaun awa’.
  Thomas Stewart.                                                   Larkhall. Circa 1870’s
Wilma Bolton. 2005,                    

               FUN IN THE “HOMESTEAD.”

In Larkhall there is a hostelry known as the “Homestead Bar,” and here genial souls gather on occasion for a crack, a song, or a good story.
The audience is said to be more that an ordinary mixed one on a Saturday night, and a frequent patron supplies the following lines expressive of the situation: ---

Every Saturday night, just about seven,
There is a crowd, ten or eleven
In the Homestead Bar down London Street,
Frae different places we always meet;
An’ a working chaps free at the week-end
An’ hae an hoor or two tae spend,*
Wha keeps things gaun fair and square.

He caws on Sam tae gae’s a bit sang,
And start the harmony alang,
Then Sam gets up and squares his shoulder
Sings—“Darling, I am growing older.”
The next he ca’s is Tammy Orr,
Who keeps the fun gaun wi’ a roar;
At telling stories he’s an expert,
Then drives to Glesga’ in a soor milk cairt

Noo Geordie Tamson, next on the list,
Gets a sang sheet in his fist
And sings, “Jane, my Jane, my pretty Jane,”
Or “Maggie, if you and I were young again.”
The next we hear is Geordie Queen,
O’ auld Scotch sangs he has a wheen,
“The Maid of Longollan,” there far awa,
And its no the clean tattie ava.


The Hughie McWhinnie, the next ane he cries
Sings “I wish I were where Helen lies,”
Can gaes that sang “Drinking,” too
And then he sings “Were no sae foo.”
Then Jimmy Boag caed on tae dae his pairt,
He gets up and sings, “For a’ the airts.”
And Freddy, gin whom we all know,
He sings, “We’ve got a long way to go.”

Then Dougald Fleming, comes in frae the bar,
And gives us, “Dark Lochnagar,”
Then Tommy Stirrat, yae a’ ken him weel,
Stands up and sings “Teddy O’Neil,”
Then time is called, wae hae Andrew Reid,
At community singing he tak’s the leed,
Starts wi’ “Banks and braes o’ bonnie Doon,”
Then sings on to the Carolina Moon.

In the evening by the moonlight he goes,
To the booze that makes you wear bad clothes,
And when I’m dead don’t bury us at all, he’ll say,
And this is the end of a perfect day.

                                                                     Anonymous.
                                                          Ref. The Lanarkshire. 30/1/1930. Page 11.
                                                                            
* There appears to be a line missing here.
Wilma Bolton. 2005.





THE VALE OF OLD MILLHEUGH.

Where the river Avon murmurs as it
     winds down to the sea,
And nature shows her splendour on
     every bush and tree,
My footsteps oftimes wander with
      this purpose to pursue,
The beauty that abounds around the
     Vale of Old Millheugh.

The old worlds buildings nestling
     close, so peaceful and serene,
The happy cries of children at play
      Upon the green,
And feathery clouds that drift on high
     ‘gainst sky of azure blue—
Yes, there’s beauty in abundance
      round the Vale of Old Millheugh.

The many pathways of the “Park”,
     With grass so verdant green,
Where myriad flowers and rose-
       twined bowers are just an
       artist’s dream;
While on the perfumed laden breeze
       is wafted clear and true---
The thought of all the beauty round
       The Vale of Old Millheugh.

The gold expanse of ripening corn
     as far as eye can see.
The browsing herds that graze at
     ease upon the grassy lea,
  And the blood red sun just sinking
      in a sky of lovely hue,
Adding lustre to the beauty round
     The Vale of Old Millheugh.

And if by fate or fortune’s wheel
     My steps should ever veer,
And lead me to some distant spot,
   one wish I would hold dear—
To return once more, with pride and
    joy, and pay my homage to
The beauty that’s eternal; round the
    Vale of Old Millheugh.                                     Pat Watters.                                                                
                                                                                                    Wilma Bolton. 2005.

                     THE WEE LARKIE BIRD
                   RETURNS FROM CALIFORNIA

May flowers decked the sunny land
As with the Larkie bird in hand,
We sailed from California’s shore
To sail eight thousand miles or more
To dear old Scotland, far away,
We left Los Angeles that day
On the S.S. Manchuria,
For far New York by Panama,
And soon were passing Mexico,
But only saw the sunset glow
On mountain peaks, high in the sky,
Then we passed Costa Rica by;
And Nicaragua, so green,
Off to the East could well be seen,
The sun had now waxed warm and bright,
And lightening storms raged every night;
At last, when nine days sail was done,
We passed Cape Hale, near Canal Zone,
And reached Balboa, where night was spent.
The Southern Cross we could descry---
The stars, like jewels, blazed in the sky;
Through Panama, next day, we strolled,
Where, pirates buccaneers untold,
In olden times had each his day,
By noon our ship was on it’s way
Through Panama Canal; past rocks,
Jungles, through Miraflores Locks,
Across the Lake, waters yellow green,
To Gatum Locks; a lovely scene.
As we the Atlantic Level gain,
The deluge came with Tropic rain;
At Christobal we bide a wee,
Then sail across Carribean Sea.
In three days we saw Cuba fair
And in Havana’s Plaza square
We viewed the people gathered there
Then off again to colder seas
Past Florida and all its Keys;
Past other southern states we go,
And saw a whale come up to blow,
And anchor, after sixteen days,
In New York harbour’s busy maze.
A few days in New York were spent,
And then on board the Cedric went;
We sailed to Boston all that day,
And set off then for Queenstown Bay,
                     Where we arrived on Sabbath night,
And viewed the green hills with delight
We soon passed Wales, and Liverpool
Was reached that day; our hearts were full
To see our land, and in the train,
Were soon in old Scotland again,
Old Scotland dear, land of my dreams,
Old Tinto tap in sunset gleams;
And just as darkness settled down
We landed in old Glasgow town.
The next morn to Larkhall we went, then
Took that wee bird to Avon Glen,
The wee bird flew down by The Linn,
And joined in song with all its kin.
The Avon flowed adown the glen,
Abloom with flowers each ferny den;
Tall, trees looked down, all robed in green,
Stirred by the wind, a lovely scene,
And songs were sung so sweet and gay,
By that wee bird returned that day;
No place so sweet, within my ken,
As that dear, lovely Avon Glen.                        ALEXANDER CRICHTON.
Coronado,
California.
Ref. Hamilton Advertiser
8/9/1928. Page 9.

                       Wilma Bolton. 2005.


                                OOR COSY CLACHAN.

Here I wait for my mither cryin’
  Frae the laigh end o’ the toun—
“Tam! Haw, Tam! Nae mair high-spyin’!
  Come on in an’ cuddle doon.

For she wrocht my first beginnin’
  In that neuk ablow Braeheid,
Whaur the Machan burn comes rinnin’
  Avonward wi’ speed.

Fine I min’ whan first I staggert
  Up oor lang. stony, stony brae,
Wi’ her han’ tae guide the laggert
  Laddie that aye lo’ed tae stray.

But the day cam’ whan I clear’t it,
  Young an’ soople, stench an’ strang,
Nocht opposin’ that I feart it,
  Whether I gaed richt or wrang.

An’ the times I had! The frolics!
W’alth o’ fun!--- Aye, w’alth o’ strife!
Het tae reekin’ war the rowlocks
  As I raced my boat through life.

But I’, auld noo and contentit
  To be sittin; here my lane,
Nocht I’ve dune that I repent it
  For I haud my life’s my ain.

And peace dwalls amang the simple
  Beauties o’ this bonnie place,
Fair Millheugh, that, like a dimple,
  Mak’s the smile on Scotland’s face.

But oor life is like the Avon;
    As its waters rise an’ fa’;
Whiles it’s still; and wiles it’s ravin’;
  Yet it’s slippin aye awa’.

So I bude tae hear her cryin’
  Sune ye’d say—frae ‘yont the toun;
Whan her ca’ nae mair defyin’,
  I’ll be fain tae coorie doon—
In Milheugh, the cosiest clachan
  Kent in Scotland roon and roon;
Whaur the burnie frae high Machan
  Wimples cheery by the toun;
Whaur the wastlan’ wins are lauchin’
  Saft as ony cradle-croon;
Whaur this grey auld tyke, forfochen,
  Seeks his corner tae lie doon,             
R.D. Hamilton Advertiser28/2/1931.

                                Wilma Bolton 2006. 




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